God bless the Republican Party, George W. Bush and the NRA!

This is my youngest brother, Tim, and his fiance, Shelley. I think the gun may have been about as tall as her. No, they're not having a shotgun wedding and yes, it does have a kick. Apparently, Tim felt it was necessary for Shelley to learn how to shoot a 12 gauge shotgun. You never know. Can you say "Red Dawn?" Notice how her finger is off the trigger? Now that's gun safety! Nicole actually had a flashback and threw her hands in the air and promptly spread her legs. I coudn't resist and frisked her. She was clean.