My youngest brother's getting married on St. Patrick's day. For his honeymoon, he's going to Viet Nam. Luckily, he didn't care that the rest of the family tagged along so Nicole and I, my brother Ted and his wife Lauri and my mother are off to Viet Nam for two weeks at the end of March. I can't wait. We were able to find a hotel right on China Beach looking over the Pacific Ocean for $40/night. In Viet Nam, that's a lot of money considering the average worker makes about $1500/year. Tim and his fiancée, Shelley, are going to stay at a separate hotel than us because they want their privacy for some reason. Damn kids nowadays!
I had to call the popo last night when I got home from work because the neighbor's (they actually live around the corner) badass rottweiler/boxer/demonbeast dog tried to attack me and my two little shi-tzu's when I took them out to go pee pee and pooh pooh. I don't think I've ever dropped the f-bomb more times than I did when the owner came over and tried to corral Satan's four-legged spawn. I even went inside the house and grabbed my popo-certified bad-guy-beatdown mag-lite that weighs about 20 pounds and threatened to beat the furry evil-incarnate down with it. Then my senses (and my wife yelling at me to stop) took over and I realized it wasn't the dog's fault that Charon had ferried him halfway down the river Styx to await his judgment in Hades. It's the owner's fault. Dog's owned by humans generally don't become fiery evil-eyed beasts by themselves. You can blame that on the ignorant redneck owners.
My baby's back and looking better than ever! I got my car back from the body shop and it looks great. Since Nicole's best friend's husband owns the body shop, he really put some extra elbow grease into cleaning it up and it's as shiny as a brand new nickel. It didn't look that nice when I bought it. I even had to take a picture of it which I'll get posted on here as soon as I can.
Nicole and I found out we have a neighborhood whore cat. Not only does she already have some welfare kittens roaming around our backyard, she now is in heat and having sex within a few feet of our front porch. It's actually quite a site to witness. She had sex twice – with two different cats - this past Wednesday within a couple hours of each other. I personally thought it was too cold outside to be having sex but it didn't look like it bothered her. After all, she did it twice and seemed to like it. Maybe it was the snow falling on cedars all around her that created the romantic setting. After one of the young studs got done with his bizznass, he peed on one of the tires on my rental car! How rude. Of course it was spraying all over so Lord only knows where he was actually aiming his tool.
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