Signs Nicole and I Are Aging

She carries a pill box and I now have two prescriptions I take every night – plus nasal spray in the morning.

We enjoy driving around looking at other peoples’ landscaping.

I can’t sleep past 9 and she can’t sleep past noon.

We watch A&E more than MTV.

Getting over a long night out takes a long day in instead of a few hours.

She falls asleep hugging a heating pad instead of a bottle.

Our friends have kids who are teenagers.

Both of our cars have four doors.

Nicole acts like she’s my mother.

We watch what we eat instead of eating what we want.

We know what a gold finch looks like.

If we buy a boat, it will be a pontoon.